npr:

Emperor Scorpion Has 25 Babies at the Cincinnati Zoo! - ZooBorns

A scorpion just gave birth to a bunch of scorpions. How cute?

Best movie I’ve seen so far this year. (Taken with instagram)

entertainmentweekly:

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas

You’re welcome, Internet.

Samuel L. Jackson sure speaks his mind.

The Black Keys are here! (Taken with instagram)

The opening act, Arctic Monkeys. (Taken with instagram)

At the Dodgers/Astros game. Nice day outside. Go Dodgers! (Taken with instagram)

I’m pretty sure this fortune is in broken English. (Taken with instagram)

collegehumor:

We do important work.

I had a feeling I was going to see one of these soon.

What she order, fish fillet? (Taken with instagram)

This bunny is freaking me out. (Taken with instagram)